Sunday, August 31, 2003
Teddy: Spaulding just had me leave my favorite spot—next to Daddy—to help update our journal. Spaulding: And the whole family is here, camped out after watching Smackdown last night. Say, “Hi,” everybody. All: Hi, everybody! Kehehehehehehehe Spaulding: So what do we talk about?! Teddy: There’s always Smackdown! I liked the match between Big Show, The Undertaker and Brock! Spaulding: Yeah, and Mommy was right when she said that The Undertaker was going to win, simply because the championship had been between Kurt Angle, Brock Lesnar and The Big Show for so long now that they needed new blood! Axlerod: Or old blood. Undertaker has been around for a long time now! Lady: I’m upset that they didn’t update us on how Zack is! Teddy: I figure he’s OK if they didn’t tell us otherwise! Dee: I can’t believe we were actually cheering for The Latino Heat! Lady: I think he’s supposed to be a good guy, even if he lies, cheats and steals! You’re not a good guy if you lie, cheat and steal! Dee: Well, compared to Cena, Brock is a good guy! All: kehehehehehehehe Ding: He’s just s dipstick, not as bad as he thinks he is! Dee: He sure gets beat up by a lot of rass’lers! Valentine: But last night, even after he lost, he beat up Eddie Gurerro… Ding: And in front of his homies too! All: kehehehehehehe (It just sounds funny to hear a 5 inch tall Teddy Bear use the word “homies,” even if Eddie uses it all the time!) Teddy: Well, we’ve been relaxing most of the time since we’ve been back from vacation, but now we’re getting a little cabin fever! Lady: Not me! I’m still tired out from our vacation! Kehehehehehehe Teddy: OK, SOME of us are getting a little rammy! Spaulding: Well, you and I got out of the house with Mommy for a little bit the other evening! Teddy: Sometimes when Mommy goes to the mailbox to mail letters, she slips us into her backpack, so we can get some fresh air! Spaulding (whispering loudly): BUT DON’T TELL ANYONE BECAUSE SOME WOULD THINK SHE IS REALLY WEIRD DOING THAT! Teddy: Odd that they would think that’s weird, but not think this is weird! All: kehehehehehehehehehehe Spaulding: While we were out, we snuck out of the backpack through the trap door in the bottom, ran all the way over to our favorite hotdog stand, bought six dozen hotdogs, ran all the way back… Teddy: lugging all those hotdogs…. Spaulding: And got back into the backpack, before Mommy even crossed the street again! Teddy: The hotdog stand is almost a mile away and the mailbox is only a block away! Spaulding: We’re faaaaaassssssssssssssssst! Teddy: beary fast! Ding: And it was the first hotdogs we had since we got back from vacation! Spaulding: Depending on what Daddy is making for dinner, sometimes he makes us some too and other times he makes us hotdogs instead. Lady: And some times we have both—what Mommy and Daddy are having AND hotdogs! Teddy: But it’s getting towards time to have secret outings again at night! Spaulding: Tonight’s a really good night, since Mommy and Daddy will spend most of tomorrow applying for jobs! Teddy: Nothing more boring then reading Want Ads with them and then sitting there while they write up cover letters and send out résumés! All: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Spaulding: Problem is that most places are closed on Sunday nights! Teddy: That’s a good thing! We get the whole places to ourselves! All: kehehehehehehe Lady: Let’s go to Dunkin Donuts and learn to make donuts! Dee: They ARE open all night—even tonight! Lady: That doesn’t matter so much with Axlerod’s magical time abilities! Dee: We can go to the zoo and get real close to the bears! Lady: Better use Axlerod’s abilities for that! All: kehehehehehehe Ding: We can go visit the Vet and play baseball in a pro stadium?! Teddy: That sounds like fun! Valentine: We can go down to the Lakes and feed the geese! Teddy: Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! And step in all that geese poop?! Valentine: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww! Axlerod: We could go watch the Jets against the Skins on Monday Night Football?! Spaulding: Yeah, but it’s not until Thursday! Lady: Something wrong with Monday Night Football on Thursday night! All: kehehehehehehehe Teddy: Let’s go to The Philadelphia Art Museum and either play hide n’ seek in the building or in the paintings! Spaulding: Or….go to the Franklin Institute and walk through that heart! Lady (fluttering her eyelashes at Spaulding and speaking in her sexiest voice): Or watch the star lit night in their astronomy section! ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Spaulding blushes:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Spaulding: Um, er…ummmm, well, we have a few more hours to decide, so it’s going to take a while to figure out where we will be going, but we’ll figure it out and tell you the next time…sooooooo…. Axlerod: Until next time….