Friday, March 19, 2010
How To Train Your Dragon Widget
We're not here all the time, so we could use help raising our new pet. Please, use your fireproof clothing before letting him warm up. (He warms up really HOT!) He likes food, even if it's not hotdogs. (We have cats in the family, so accept non-hotdog food.) And tell him a good joke, before letting him respond. He enjoys the company.
If you feed him, don't forget to let him exercise. He can fly. Please, help us raise, dear, sweet Terrible Terror! He's our precious little dragon.
He's also a herd kind of dragon, so, if you raise your own egg, let us know, and we'll come to help you out, too. Thanks.